Dear ex, thank you for showing me what love is and the meaning of happiness. Every day since I met you has been incredible, even the bad moments, but unfortunately I'm writing this as a goodbye. I need to move on, but I don't know if I'll be able to, I just need to get out of this situation. I wanted this letter to be happy, not a goodbye, but you know what? It didn't work out because we're idiots, so, since you're the only one whose pride I hurt, I have to apologize for everything that happened and, by the way, fuck off too. (You know I love you because I told you to fuck off.)